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I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is a voicemail?

I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe you don't really exist.

One way to find out is to leave a message, and if its reality, I will call you back.

I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow.

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