I am dating a pothead


As a general rule of thumb (no pun intended), most true stoners are good with their hands – and, if she can skill a cone proper, she can always post up and roll my weed.

And if you find a shorty with roll-up game, make sure you hold her down.

Likewise, girls who get high, in my opinion, also make the best lovers.

It may seem like an old fashioned thought, but the one you date should be a suitable mate.

Consider the type of person you want to marry before getting involved with a stoner. The stoner lifestyle may not seem to interfere with your relationship until it begins to put a strain on your finances. Despite the claims of many who say marijuana is not addictive, marijuana dependency exists.

Men who smoke marijuana frequently have significantly less seminal fluid, a lower total sperm count and their sperm behave abnormally, all of which could affect fertility. I wanted to be the cool girlfriend who never took him away from his friends, who never judged or suffocated him. I realized after speaking up about how much I hated him smoking that I knew I couldn’t handle it anymore.

It sets the mellow vibe, keeps your head right, and always eliminates the bullsh*t.

This is largely due to the fact that standing would require a lot of effort. If you think it tastes gross, you clearly lack a refined palate.